By Nicholas Robert Grossmann
Psychic Medium, Author and Death Enthusiast
Back in the 1980s in India. The country where love was discovered. Rich in culture and diversity of occult spiritualisms. Some taboo but the most wellbeing of all paths to follow. In Uttar, a place of supernatural happenings and morbid technology. This is the last stop for people as they burn the corpses in India. Then send them into a sacred river. This river is called The Ganges River. It’s said to host man eating cat fish that have evolved and have grown to be able to ingest a human body. Hey, could you blame them? They eat for free.
There’s also a terrible Caste System in India, where the poor are on the outskirts of the working class and rich people there. Even Gurus are afraid to associate themselves with people of the low cast systems in fear that they will be labeled one. Once you are labeled it’s hard to move up. A certain family lived on rats. His father Harsha hunted and baited rat traps. These traps would capture the critters and he would then blow smoke into the traps to suffocate the animal. They had no choice even though Harsha was a brilliant man it was still hard to get out of the system. Every night after dinner Harsha would go into their shack like home but he would then build an extension for his studio. He had dreams of being an engineer and he had the IQ to do so. So he would draw up blue prints and plans and many times study from morning to night. He was determined, as he had a wife and two children.
So he worked with the catches of the day bringing home at least 4 to 6 rats a day. They were poor. They had to finish and devour every part of the animal as food was scarce.
One night a group of hooligans or Thuggys as they call in India came to the pasture at the edge of a river filled with bacteria. They had to drink this water. These Hooligins came with poison and contaminated the water in the river. The rats drank this water and the rats also became non eatable. Harsha and his family then went without food. His wife Yatika was pregnant with yet another child and she didn’t have what it took to nourish the baby on the way.Everything was fine until they poisoned. The two children are a boy and a girl. The girl’s name was Adhya and the boy’s name was Jai had developed pot-like bellies swollen from not eating.
Harsha had to make a decision and move across the country because the land was tainted. He couldn’t afford the risk with the baby on the way but there was no option. One night he was so hungry and his children would fall asleep with their hands on their stomach due to aching from malnutrition. Harsha went crazy. He had an old and rusty machete but would still do the job. He also had barbed wire. He had so much anger towards the middle class and wealthy. One night he went to town and would ambush people bathing in the river. They all thought a crocodile got them. The funny thing is that the crocodiles in the river were like man’s best friend as they barely ever attacked people. But this was happening every night as Harsha dressed in the skin of a gutted reptile. He along with him had a small bamboo raft he would float along his side. Many of the wealthy villages bathed in this river with the belief it would bring them good luck and fortune.
Harsha would ambush and hunt them. Chop off their arms and legs with the machete and strangle them with the barbed wire. He would then take the body parts on the raft back along the canal to where his family was. He would always have to swim back fast and smoothly because he didn’t want anything smelling the blood like a hungry crocodile or snakes or whatever, it was worth the risk to feed his family. He became India’s first brutal serial killer that week. His wife tried refusing the human remains but he made her eat. It was the only way to save the little one. She nurtured her not yet born fetus with human remains. After all there’s plenty of nutrients considered for this came for the rich. The kids were never told what it was but they were happy to now chow down. No more rats! Dads got a new job and moved up in the ladder, the kids thought. The mother was disgusted as the children had no choice but to consume meat market food as Dad calls it!
One night Harsha stalked his prey which was a wealthy business man and a few associates. They went to the river to try and take advantage of the magickal energy there, as part of a ritual to maul them all. He was always very careful not to go over board but he loved killing. He realized I screwed up as he now butchered 5 people. A crowd of people stood in terror as they watched the whole scene. He became intoxicated with killing and was too much into hunting and failed to notice people gathered after 4 minutes of massacre. They said it’s that poor man who eats rats! They realized he was the crocodile. Authorities came on wooden canoes. The canoe had a motor propeller on the back. They netted him and detained him. Harsha was India’s first brutal serial killer. They called him The Reptile Man. The family was now without a provider. After eating both fresh human remains and rotten. They even had to eat the maggots off the meat as the food was so scarce. Human meat doesn’t smell great but they had no choice. There was no way to refrigerate the meat and it was often spoiled. Maggots don’t take so bad when you are starving.
Three weeks after the arrest he gets an execution. They took him into an area of the Indian jungle known for its elephant population. They went into a tribe of elephant territory and tied him behind his hands and feet so he was dangling on the tree. They knew when the alpha male and females would see a human in their territory they would maul him. That’s what they did because the elephants hated the people so much that they mauled him and impaled him just enough so he would stay alive. Elephants are smart and emotional creatures. Eventually they killed him from bleeding to death. That was his death penalty.
So now the family had no way to get any type of food. The local authorities were also ordered to torch the hay shack they lived in. They were ordered to leave the land in three weeks because it was ordered to be demolished and set to fire.
Down a ways there is a tribe of Witch Doctors and a death cult called the Aghori people. They have dread locks and paint their faces. They consume human flesh left over from the funerals that are the remains washed up in the river. They use magik and a necromancy extreme practice. When someone dies the belief is residual energy remains. The Aghori take full advantage and eat the rotting flesh and do many rituals. Authorities are afraid of this tribe and they are respected because they kill people and are in packs of people of other tribe members. They also smoke tons of pot. Harsha would have been better off as an Aghori. The elder of the tribe heard of this serial killer The Reptile Man of the river. The head Holy man had a vision of a child with supernatural powers. This was the child that was about to be born. He got these abilities from the mothers consumption of flesh.
The Aghoris got all their money together. They made money from casting spells for locals and selling amulets. They raised five hundred Indian dollars.
They stalked the family and Yatika was about to have the birth of her child Zar. She had no one to help her with the birth and heard the shamanic elder knock on the door and enter. He told her that his tribe had five hundred india dollars to buy her new born. She had no choice as she knew he would be in better hands with them and she can move with that money and have a slim chance to take care of the two young ones. Without hesitation the witchdoctor Aghori helped her give birth. Zar was born and taken back to the Aghori village.
They had known about a metaphysical child that was supposed to be born and they believed Zar was the child. This child would be considered The Beast in Biblical speaking. Called him Damein but in a Hindi version. They raised and worshiped Zar. He was special. They fed him the choice cuts of the decayed flesh and treated him as a royal. His favorite was the cartilage tissues along the spine. He always loved a piece of flesh or organ. When he ate it it made him travel through dimensions and states of consciousness. This was the adrenal gland of the corpse remains found along the sacred river. He always gets first dibs as he’s fed like a King because he is soon to be the King. He is The AntiChrist. They don’t see it that way though. They see him as a fruit to evolution as what it’s profited by.
Zar was the head Shaman. He reached many rights of passages, The rich would soon learn of this gifted child and go to The Aghori village. There’s always a risk going to that village as they will behead you. Authorities leave them alone. Very much like the formerly known as gypsies in Europe. The police are scared. But the locals went anyway and offered an abundance to talk to the new gifted one Zar. He charged them money and casted the spells. Zar became one of the wealthiest Aghoris to ever exist.. But instead of being rich he gave 85% of it to the cast. He fed them and clothed them and rebuilt their shacks. So he was rich in his heart. After all you are what you eat.
That catch was to have the family he helped do whatever he wanted. Mostly evil deeds to avenge his father. But the day was coming when he was 16 years old and the elder came to him and said now you need to go on a pilgrimage to fulfill your meaning of life and complete a set of tasks. You have to go to the states of America. They sent him in a canoe with a fishing rod. He traveled all the way from India to Los Angelis. He never could catch any of the fish. He starved and finally after the fourth day he came to shore. Remember he is The Anti-Christ yet he doesn’t know he is mocking Jesus. He is no Jesus by far.
He then comes to Los Angelis with nothing. Nothing but a mojo pouch which is a bunch of magical charms and powders from the Aghori Elders. He takes a sigil out and chants in Hindi. “Let me smell, let me smell, let me smell the food”. After about 5 minutes of mantra and meditation he begins to pick up a smell of putrid rotting flesh that smells also like the earth and soil itself. He followed the trail and saw what looked like a burial site. Of course he’s in America now and never seen a site quite like this. He was fascinated. He then finds a fresh grave that was buried about 6 weeks prior. He started digging and it took him hours and hours but he was starving and skin and bones. He had no energy but just enough adrenaline because he had dried adrenal gland powder in his pouch which he snorted. His fingernails were long and broken and bloody from the digging. He chanted another magikal mantra and made it rain! It started raining and he was able to drink and the soil softened making it easier to dig from the rain. But still he had no energy so he went into the pouch and sniffed a few lines of dried adrenal gland powder and it was like taking 25 pills of adderall. He loved it! He then dug and dug and came to the vessel and he knew it by hitting something hard and he saw splinters in his fingers the size of small nails. His fingers were numb from the pain and nerve damage of digging. They were also infected and began to pus. Remember he hasn’t eaten in 40 days. His immune system was shutting down. Damn it! The casket solidified. He then takes a massive bump of this adrenal power and becomes super man and smashesh threw it with his fists. He had such a boost. He was also hallucinating and his vision was tinted red. A fresh and ripe meal. Mealie worms and maggots on rotting skin and flesh. He preferred the meat rotted anyway as it tenderized it making it easier to chew. Human meat is much like pig meat or pork. Some say we are half primate and half pig. It’s a fact that we as humans are 3 chromosomes away from pigs. The meat is softer after being laid to rest, especially after weeks. Like taking a shot of whiskey for the first time or smoking a cigarette for the first time, it tastes disgusting but you acquire the taste and that he was raised on that cuisine. Rotting meant Bon Appetit with him. There was also the flesh that hardened around the joints to rigor mortis that was thick with a chewy salt texture. He chewed almost like chewing gum or tobacco..
He devoured the corpse and was full with left overs from the intestines which weren’t his favorite. He never liked and was grossed out by the color of exposed intestines as they are a hot pink color of flesh and that’s just not on his menu. He climbs out of the hole and finds shelter in a crypt and mausoleum. This is LA. He devoured and dug the graves for 4 days and nights and eventually he got arrested for it. Fortunately for Zar, he knew English. As most people in his country are taught. The police came and arrested him. He fought and they beat him with their night-sticks and were off to the tank.
There were two other people in the cell with him.They asked where he was from and he said “The rice patties”. They started laughing and said we are from the hood. They proceeded to jump him. They kicked the shit out of him. He was a bloody mess and laying on the floor as they were laughing at him. But what they didn’t realize is that Zar wanted to be bled up so he could conduct a blood sacrifice ritual. He has prepared this ritual the night before and has fasted now. They were part of his ritual to his deity he worshiped Shiva. Them beating him up had lots of blood and the blood was used in the second part of the ritual. Part of it was to control the two and have them as his warriors and complete control of them. They had to. They had no choice. The third part was a magical spell on the officers. He hypnotized them with a sacred mantra and made them unlock the cell and let the three of them walk free.
When they got outside. The two thugs were like damn thank you! You da man! You’re my home boy now. One was Joey, who was a hardcore kid and the other was Jamal. They said “How can we get you back for this? Would you like some crack?” He didn’t know what it was. They said “You’re a tribal man. You guys use mental other shit? Well we are going to provide for you.” Zar said Thank you but honestly you guys have to do whatever I want you to anyway. You’re under my magik. They then tried to jump him again and Zar had control of them physically and made them beat the shit out of each other. So then they realized this guy is a Witch Doctor Gangster and they are his goons. They have no choice.
Zar said “That plant or flower you call Crack? I’d like to try. Get me that!”. They went into the projects and yelled out loud at 11:06 am. Joey yells “ Who’s got that buttttttaaa”. People came out and they bought crack. They showed him how to use it. Zar took a puff and he loved it. He said this magical rock you have provided me makes me fly with the heavens! They smoked it for three days straight. They then ran out of it and were fiending. Zar did not understand this urge to do more and more. He couldn’t grasp it. He was fried for 2 weeks. His appetite came back and again he went back into the graves and feasted on rotting remains. He also loved a nice dessert. If you want to call it that. He would cut the hair off the corpses and roll it into a joint and smoke it. Ahhhh a new high for him stimulating the pineal gland or as we know as the third eye.
There’s a 911 complaint of the smell of burning hair and horrible rotting burning meat. Zar after this crazy bender wasn’t thinking straight and started a giant bonfire and roasted two corpses. Their neighbors complained and there he was again arrested. This arrest was different though. He was in the cell and about to conduct another type of spell to get him free again. This made national news. The new cannibal or New York News papers calling it Cocaine Shaman Caught. There was a whole article and the politically correct police came into play in the court room as they claimed he doesn’t know better and he’s from a different culture. So the prosecutor before suggested five years in jail and changed his mind to 5 years probation and community service helping the keeper in the cemetery for four hundred hours. Thank you politically correct police! He’s free again! He’s a folk hero now. This is the rise of The Cocaine Shaman. The Ant-iChrist but he doesn’t know that yet. He then takes the train to his new home which is a halfway house in Brooklyn, New York. He chose a cemetery and a contractor was in charge of keeping the cemetery. His name was Tony.
Tony thought Zar was a bit eccentric but an interesting and an OK kind of guy. They bonded. Tony was a baby boomer and very conservative old fashioned Italian. While Zar loved Gunja. Part of Aghori tradition is smoking weed. The funny thing was Tony was breaking his balls for three weeks, ripping him to bits. Zar was digging a six footer and Tony jumped in the hole. He tried to smack Zar but Zar put him in a trance. He then took out a blunt or a white owl cigar and rolled up some kind buds. Tony was under his trance and he made Tony smoke the whole blunt to his head. Tony went back to the cottage and ate a big giant bowl of beef stew and some wheaties cereal. He had the munchies like no other. Top it off with Lasagna with chocolate syrup. Ice cream and garlic bread all in one plate mixed together. He was laughing and laughing and then passed out on the plate of food. The next day Tony was late to the job but he came to work and they were now best of buds or should we say budz!!!? Tony even let him sleep in the abandoned old coffin storage crypt tucked into the woods on the outskirts of the grounds.
He lived there and he was with all the corpses. But he knew he can never dig one up again for if he gets arrested it’s just not worth it. He sees Tony come out of the furnace crematory with a jar and lid and a lady was crying. She was sad and he handed her the jar and she drove off. Zar wanted to know why she was crying over that jar? Tony said those were the ashes of her husband. We put them in jars and they put them in the cabinet or in the living room and they are able to remember them in these jars. Interesting Zar thought. After 6 hours of digging he went back to his abandoned underworld and meditated for about an hour and had a vision of his Grandmother elder Aghori. She told him she loves him very much and she’s given him a new ability. And he will know what to do when the time comes.”.
That morning he came to an idea of breaking into peoples homes and seeing if it was true that they had these urns or jars as he called them. He went into two houses no problem. It was so easy for some reason to walk right in. The dogs didn’t even bark and they didn’t wake up. I looked though and there were no jars. Then he went into the next house a block over and realized time had stopped every time he went to go into the homes. This was the gift his elder gave him. It only lasted 15 minutes though. So he had to be in and out. He found one and ran out the door with it. Took it back to his lair and sniffed the ashes. This feeling for him of euphoria was similar to the crack rock substance but much less intense. It stimulated his penile gland again. Corpses and human remains were his heroin. He got high.
Meanwhile a profit from The Vatican warned of the coming of the Anti-Christ and that its near. The Vatican elders have a secret unit for the supernatural. With trained assassins who have trained all their lives from birth in the forms of Ninjutsu and also exorcists. They are the ultimate warriors. They then awakened their sleeper cells in The New York State area in Albany. They are equipped with Devine weaponry. No one knows of this unit. They call them the Deliverance 8. They are a group of mystical practitioners of different belief systems and different techniques for hunting demons and wizards and witches. This case was prophesied 12 years ago and he is here. They know from Intelligence that Zar is him. Zar still doesn’t even know how important he was to the dark side.
The next night his clairvoyant ability came to him and he had Shiva the deity appear and reward him. She led him to a forensics lab and morgue. She said enjoy the buffet. You will never get caught. Just walk in and take what you want. This portal will be open for you for a total of 5 days. So Zohum steals a wheel barrel from Tony and wheels a few blocks to the lab. The maintenance people gave him access to the waste department in the lab. All the guts, blood and pus, eye balls swollen and toe nails you name it, it was there. All the scraps! We know he looooooves scrap meat. He got a bunch of biohazard bags and loaded up the wheel barrel with all sorts of flesh and bone. Of course 80% of this meat was decayed. Falls right off the bone the way he loves it. He’s kicking ass! He wheels loads of flesh every night for the five days. He then finds pickle jars that Tony used to be OCD about. Everyone has quirks but the pickle jars were Tonys. Tony was under his control so he gave him the jars. There was a room for them. Zar opens the biohazard bags and pours the remains into the jars. It took him a few hours of work. He then with the forklift lifted two pallets of jars with the flesh in them and stored them in a section of the woods in the cemetery where no one really goes. There’s a little field and it has plenty of sun exposure. He was going to make his uncle’s favorite type of stew fermented in the sun. The best part was sealed in these jars; they did not release a scent of rotting meat. He kept it for his storage. Those jars sat in that sun for weeks until the rotting meat formed hairs of fungi and all nastiness. Just the way the old man loved it. You get your meat and some vegetation from the fungi. Remember you need to acquire the taste so don’t judge.
One day he was hearing some loud music and it sounded awesome. He followed the noise for a few blocks and saw there was a building called CBGBs. He didn’t have money but the bouncer let him in for free because he looked so bad ass cool. Everyone loved him. There were some crazy Lower East Side hardcore bands. He loved how these people were working class and they called themselves Punks. They loved him. He was now accepted by the community.
He met some skaters and they invited him to the park. So he went and saw a bunch of these punk rock types of people but their taste in clothes was different from the tribe in the lower east side. Their style was similar to Arghori.
Another week of his dream job with his kick ass boss Tony. He makes Tony do the digging. Zar King of the dead. So he wanted to get a fix of ashes and he went on a spree. He noticed a mansion in a building. It had two golden statues and another bouncer type of guy but well dressed smoking a cigar with slick back hair. The man had his hand in his jacket like he had something in his pocket. He walked up to the man and time paused. He simply went in and searched and found two giant urns. He opened them and saw this ash is a pure white color. Must be special. He put them in his two duffle bags and took them back to the crypt. He started sniffing these ashes. These had a feeling like the sacred crack stone but even more better as his though was numb including the gums and teeth. Woooowwwweeee! He reached the ultimate shamanic consciousness. Little did he know he broke into a coke dealer’s house and one urn was a kilo of coke and the other was crystal meth. Tony catches him and Tony says whyyy you are blowing shit up your nose… “ Zar claps twice and Tony is under a trance. He then tells Tony to sit down and he gives Tony 4 lines. Tony was under his spell and he did it. Tony loved it. Zohun created a monster!
They were up for 2 nights playing man hunt in the grave yard. Tony broke out the nips and they partied. Little did they know it was coke and not ashes. Tony is doing backflips at age 79. Tony sees a bunch of thugs playing basketball. “Those New Yorkers know how to play that game” Zar says I watch them every night. Tony walks across the street and steals the ball. Tony never played basketball before and he’s all the sudden the new Globe trotter. Tony is working everyone on that ball court. All the sudden Tony from across the court leaps 15 ft in the air and says in Italian “Funguuuuellllloooo” and he slams dunks and breaks the basketball hoop and glass. They weren’t happy about that but they noticed this old man with the hunch back and gout in his eye just superhumaned everyone on the ball court. They realized even as jocks in great shape Tony was hyped up to the point where it wasn’t worth the risk. They were scared and left. Tony then runs on a spree and smashes all these mail boxes. Takes spray paint and paints all the cars. Throwing garbage everywhere. Hes a fucking party animal and a living nightmare. Zar was like “ohhh shit what did i just do… I created a monster.” Tony gets arrested soliciting a prostitute that was really undercover in disguise. Tony gets cuffed and the cops said you have the right to remain silent. Tony says “Fatchala Gautz!! Yaaa prickyaaa!” “I’m an old man but I’ll kick your ass!!!” They were having a hard time getting him in the police car. They have never seen a senior citizen hyped up on this much coke. They had to taze him. So they shot him with the dart and wire and he loved it!!! He got worse and was running around doing back flips around the parking lot. He approached one of the officers and said “See you on the flip side, officer , tell my mother I said hello”. He then bit the officer’s ear off and climbed a tree. He was so hyped he did it hand cuffed. When he got half way up the officers pulled their guns and Tony said “Naaah naaah naaaaah nah nah you cant get meeee!!!! Heheheheh ooooooowwwweeeeyyyyya.” Unfortunately they had no choice but to shoot him in the eye. RIP Tony. You were a bad ass after all.
Deliverance 8 was on the trail. It was equipped with an Exorcist, Santeria worker, Conjure Doctor, kabbalah Rabbi, Voodoo Priestess, Buddhist Monk, Deliverance Minister, and Medicine Man. Eight warriors groomed from birth living in secrecy with one thing in common. They hate demons. They are highly trained in Korean Mixed Martial Arts by a retired Navy General in the South Korean Military. The Buja Maria or the Santeria worker is 93 years old but dont be fooled she will kick your asses. They are onto Zar and are waiting for the right moment.
Zar went to a local park. It reads Central Park. He saw a bunch of people there looking like Aghori. They had the same dreaded hair and symbolic clothes. He walked up to them. They were like”duuuuude you look siiiick.” Zar asks about their tribe. The Punk said “Well they call us Gutter Punks, we live on the streets”. Zar said”I have a peace gift and he takes a handful of the magical white ash and puts it in the punks hand. The punk’s name was Tiny. Tiny was like” guuuuuuyyyyysy look at this!!! Guys!” The fellow gutter punkers were so excited that he just blessed him with cocaine mixed with meth. Another punk named Suzi Cans known for her use of huffing spray paint and glue said” congratulations you are part of the tribe here.”
Zar made himself a nice card board box and lived there for a few days. They had a major blow party and did massive lines of coke. Until one night there was a concert where Millie Vanillie and Maria Carey were coming to time square for a public concert. Hundreds of thousands of people blocked off roads were there to see the ultimate concert. Punk rockers hate that music. They were all hyped up and Zar told them who he was. A prince, Holy shaman from India. He eats human remains. They thought he was joking. He said “ I’ll prove it. Follow me to this cemetery”. They followed and he showed them his stash of four shrink wrap triple stack pallets of human remains in pickle jars. These remains were hair with fungi and everything else. It turned a green color and slime. The punks were fascinated after all they dont give a fuck. One named Terrible Terance said “Our Hommie Zar is the man again!. Zar said “My uncle made this type of stew out of remains cooked out in the sun for weeks and weeks. The best part is the fungi seasons already. He said to his gutter punk friends, but in order to eat this it doesn’t happen overnight, I’ve been raised on this meat. My immune system can handle this.
They were heading out and one of them said I got an idea. Let’s hotwire a few moving trucks and load up these jars of rotting goodness and drive it to where the concert is being played and smash all of them on the road. Suzi said “ Brilliant! That’s the ultimate prank!”. Zar was like what the hell. They loaded two trucks and drove it to Times Square and lifted the back gate and tipped all the jars with the rotted sun cooked meat all over the road. It was broken glass and organs, flesh, skin, brains and it smelled so bad people in the clouds were getting sick and vomiting. It smelled so bad it caused hysteria and the one hundred thousand people began to stampede. Naturally it then formed a riot of rottenness. They were smashing windows and all the sudden Millie Vanilla started getting sick on stage and everyone saw they were lip sinking the whole time. The DJ panicked and ran after being caught. It was devastating. This is the first time gore in the worst way sparked a riot. It was a mess as fire trucks had to come with powerful hoses.
The Gutter squad loved it as they and Zar were in an abandoned building on the roof top blowing the white ashes and watching the show. They just achieved the most punk rock thing in history. Hail the master Zar! They were chanting.
All the sudden there was a cloud of smoke and the Deliverance 8 appeared in the mist. The 8 were a powerful team of spirit casters. They had all the wisdom in one group. The gutter punks were like “What the fuck! Get em!” The Deliverance 8 had supernatural abilities and the punks were so hyped up on meth that they also had powers in a way because they whipped their asses and the punks still kept getting back up to fight. Rabbi Noah threw a tactical knife and it stuck into the brick wall. The punks laughed and said “You missed by a long shot there D bag!”. Little did they know the knife was converted and transformed mechanically into a box. When the box opened it smelled like old wood. Inside the box it illuminated white light. The Rabbi starts the ritual and the punks were like lets get the fuck out of here man Holy shit! They all jumped over the roofs to the next building and ran down the fire escape. They went into the subway system and hid there. Zar was like ” you guys are a bunch of wimps. Why did you run?” They said “Zar we love you but you’re crazy! But that’s also why we love you”.
The next morning at 6 am and tweaking Zar runs by some Transexual women who were formerly men. He overhears one say “You know I wish I could feel what it’s like to get pregnant. I know I’m a woman but biologically because I don’t want to be a guy I can’t exactly conceive. Zar gets a vision and his grandmother Elder tells him to go talk to them, you will know what to do..” Zar walks up to the girls and says “I can make that happen if you wish? They laughed and said “sure go for it!!!” All of a sudden her stomach starts to ache. She gets freaked out and walks away into the corner store bathroom and notices her stomach has expanded. She tries to shrug it off thinking it was the beer and nachos she had earlier making her feel sick.
Zar passes out on the sidewalk with the fellow Gutter punk crew. The transgender women wakes them up and she said” What the fuck did you do to meeee! How is this possible…. I’m 7 months pregnant”. Zar said” You asked to be pregnant and that’s what I did by looking at you. You are now pregnant.” Sly The Skid said “ How about thank you Zar for making my dream come true? Instead you’re rude and ungrateful. Master Zar created the impossible again and you’re mad.”
At this point they have devoured all the white ashes. Of course they were jonesing for more. They asked Zar, where did you get that stuff? He said it’s ashes from a cremated corpse, I can get more. When he went to the mansion again to see if there were more the house was sold and it no longer belonged to the drug dealer. It was empty. He then went a few blocks away and found an urn with ashes. He took a hit of the ashes but it wasn’t like the white ashes. He was disappointed but couldn’t figure out why. He tossed the ashes and went a few houses down and stole those ashes and tried those and the same result. It sucked compared to the white mystical ashes. He went crazy on a spree.Same result. A week
goes by and he’s a mess. He goes into an abandoned building to shelter from the heat. He falls asleep for 2 days and wakes up to screaming. In the same campus of this abandoned college there’s screaming and he went to scope it out, as it’s across the campus in a different abandoned building. He went to the basement and found the transgender women . She was dead and her stomach was ripped open. Inside was a maggot largely the size of a toddler. He knew exactly that was his offspring, even though there was no intimate contact. He camped there for a week and watched the larva feed off the gang green of the deceased mother in the stomach area. This species eats the mother and then the body for nutrition.
The baby turns into a 4 year old in the corpse of five days. This toddler then went out of control. It looked like a corpse to him. Although he has never seen a corpse walk or growl. This was new to him. His baby grew to a toddler and feasted off the corpse of the mothers womb for nutrition and now is a toddler with rotting flesh and a substance ouuuuzing out of his eye.
Poor Zar realized fast that he wasn’t ready to be a dad as the toddler took off and ran into central park attacking everyone on a rampage. Biting them, ripping chunks of skin and tissue. No one knew what to do as this was a child and they didn’t want to kill the babay. The cops came after the toddler Zar named Ishbu. He bit a total of 15 people. They tased the toddler. They had to use three taser guns and basically they shocked him up so good the toddler was just a cooked piece of meat after they were done. It smelled awful. Zar was thinking ‘ Good. I never wanted to be a father anyway. I’m not paying her shit anyway”.
The Deliverance 8 Conjure doctor and Voodoo priestess find the location. This is our Anti-Christ we have trained all of our lives to defeat. It’s really happening, says Jack the exorcist. They plan an attack the following day.
That night Zar was a mess after coming down from all that speed. He had a vision of his grandma’s elder saying “Come home Zar. You did your spiritual mission and calling. Now you come home to me and rest, my great boy. We have never been more proud” Zar couldn’t be happier and they got him on a commercial fishing boat hidden below in the vessel that was headed to India.. He took the boat to India back home. When the Deliverance 8 came he was gone. They missed him. The Minister says “we have a nasty mess now to clean up. The whole 23% of the population now is infected with a zombie pandemic.
Rumor has it the Chinese folks in China Town are making a killing. They replaced anger rooms, which is a Chinese Karaoke, where they allow you to break TVs and glass vases and everything with chained up human zombies. You get to take out your anxiety $ 80.00 a pop. You get a baseball bat and that’s it. With the choice of your son, you get to beat the pus out of a human meat sack of a zombie. They can’t feel anything anyway. Most of the tissue isn’t alive. We had a Karaoke Queen named Karen Nicholes. She was a daily local at the karaoke bar. She took all her anger out and frustrations out on the zombies. They made a fortune from her. They called her Champ Karen. She made the local post. This was a hang out of Zars. She got rich selling a T-shirt with a slogan she made up called “ Call me Karen and I kick your ass.”
Zar did what he was destined to do.
As for The 8, they tried to locate Zar through magic. The Buddhist Monk Yurum Chang specialized in exorcism and also astral projection. Astral projection is an out of body experience. Yurum had that ability to go out of body any time he wanted. They knew the Anti-Christ came from India or Thailand. It was never clear. Yurum goes out of body to try and locate Zar but he is already home. The problem is his elder grandmother cloaked the location. The 8 knows he is somewhere in Thailand, Nepal and India.
He is hidden in a place in the mountains of Indonesia. In a cave system made of a rare type of jade stone. It’s absolutely breathtaking there. This type of Jade has a magic ability to cloak a magical signature. He came back to his body and said he couldn’t find him. Besides we have a bigger problem at the moment as more people are becoming walking stiffs. The Captain of the team Exorcist Jack makes the call to send reinforcements to try and control the outbreak. He calls the Pope James Trusty and explains we have a situation code 11:11. This situation calls for artificial intelligence. This intelligence was engineered from God himself. It’s a cosmic motherboard. This intelligence may be artificial but it’s alive. The AI of the branch of God is a perfect system. It has the IQ of infinity therefore making it alive with endless knowledge and wisdom access. Send the monks! And send a dammmnnn ….. Ettt emmmm forgive me, send a Darn Army of them!” says The Pope.This is the most powerful robot army that is so intelligent and suffocated beyond cutting edge as it was created by God. These are perfect soldiers. They also have a superior ability to be five dimensional and programmed to know a Divine version of Krav Maga. This is code red.
But where do these monks come from? Not Rome. Actually the Vatican goes even deeper than anyone ever thought. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean lies an ancient crystal energized city known as Atlantis. No one knows about this. This is the military force of Pope James Trusty. But made top secret as a myth of a mystical city. All along top officials and FBI and deep organisations knew of this. It was a secret to the public.
Here in Vatican base 777 is where we do our military training and engineering preparing ourselves for this moment. We have tip top technology as again this comes from The Master himself Yawae God. We also have the Holy Grail, The Lost Arch and the lance. Deep down in a chamber of a very Holy salt. A salt not known to the science of the public. This salt dissolves evil. Evil can not penetrate this substance. Therefore it’s protected.
The monks will arrive in Yonkers by 3 pm sharp tomorrow. We will need to evacuate the casinos as we will need to use that as our base and military fort. It is in the plans for this day understood so there will be no conflict. The slot machines will convert into military technology. The hotel rooms will be military dorms and the parking garages will be shelter to The Monk Army and also drones. These drones are Robo White Doves. They have the compatibility to heal people infected with the virus, but only people who have just been bitten. If they go for more than an hour, then The Holy Doves can’t complete that task. It’s too late.
It is mandatory that as our Monk soldiers make a kill they must perform “The Last Right Ritual” on the deceased whether alive or walking stiff. These technologies can perform exorcisms and cast out demons in a matter of 3 seconds. They are so fast that the exorcism is in a flash. In a rare case though, where a living person has to be killed they must do the last right as these are programmed to be so fast right before they disassemble the body whether alive or stiff they must manta. This process takes 3 seconds and then they make the kill.
The President of The United States “John Wagenhieze” must speak to the American people about what is happening. He broadcasts “ Stock up on canned goods and lock your doors. Board the windows if you can. If you have guns and ammunition you may use it on anyone suspicious. Even if their incident is not worth the risk. If you suspect someone that may be infected you may waste them. Shoot to kill. Right in between the eyes they are finding! They will die completely if you do that. Parents please let their children stay inside. Stock up on diapers but stay inside. It’s pretty easy anyway to come to this as this generation just sits and plays video games anyway. Get them some twinkies, a few ounces of pot, starbucks coffee pods, toilet paper and water. Board them in their rooms. Lock their doors and barricade their windows. Tell them to not bitch and cry and tell them just do whatever the fuuuuuck you want! just stay inside! Don’t come out. Here’s my charge card. Order as many video games as you want. That new gun for a fortnight that cost $ 350.00 that your mother and father said no we are not buying for you. Take the fucking charge card and buy that bozooka. It doesn’t matter because the credit system is about to fail anyway! This economy that I fucking built with my own damn two hands is going in the shitter and flushed down the sewares of New york. Alligator food! Do what ever the fuck you want!” The president on broad cast goes to a glass case with artifacts. One in which was the musket rifle that shot Abe Lincoln. He breaks the glass with his fist. He needed protection but he broke the glass like a jack ass and now severing his wrists. Bleeding out of control. He tells his Secret Services agent to shoot him because he doesn’t want to turn into one of those degenerate pus bags. The Agent replays “ Sorry sir, we can’t do that. That’s against the proto call. We will call for a helicopter to transport you to a medical tent.” The Present takes the musket gun and says “You guys sucked at your job anyway! Fuck you! He blasted a musket ball and killed one of them. The other agent came and the president kicked him in the balls and threw him out the window. There was one musket ball left but no more powder for the gun. He had no choice. He went to the Stereo system. The Stereo system was donated by LL Cool Jay and is made of gold and diamonds. The Stereo system was engineered by a mad scientist that was the great great great grandson of Nichola Tesla. It was the ultimate sound system. This system was so special to LL. His hit My radio made him make millions. LL and the President or Da Prez as he nicknames him donated this.
The President puts the cassette mix tape with the song The Coming Of The Age Of Aquarius by the 70s band The 5th Dimension. Then the Prez was thinking. This Age of Aquarius Suuuux! So he fast forward to The Beautiful Balloon song. The cutting edge LL Radio played music loud enough for the whole city to hear it. This was some brilliant technology. He spent millions on it. Now we are talking about a transformed population of the virus spreading to 50 or 60% of the population. The zombies and disturbed by the music. Every street corner and crack house in the city heard that Beautiful Balloon song blasting for miles.
The president gets on his desk a piece of cake with the red,white and blue balloons on it as a decoration. He says fuck it. Opens the drawer, takes a baggy out and sniffs a huuuuuuuuuge 10 inch line of crystal meth. He points the camera on him as he’s taking the blast. He said “Now you see citizens. I dont give a flying fucker fucker fuckerew about yooooooeww. He cocks the pristion takes the balloon, ties them to his belt and on live broadcast say fuck you matha kaaaaakaaaaasss! Then he jams the meth powder into the musket barrel. There was no gunpowder left so he had no choice but to use it. Jumps out of the window and blows his head off on camera with the same musket pistol that killed Abe lincon.
His secretary came in with the commotion of the bang and looked out the window and noticed the Prez shot himself. She was screaming like crazy. Her and The President had a special bond. The first lady stormed in and was like what happened. The secretary named May said” He’s jumped out the window! The first lady said “ Why don’t you join him bitch. I knew about you two all along.” She hit her over the head with a rolling pin and rolled her unconscious body to the window and threw her out. She dropped 4 stories and splat. The First lady looked out the widow, she spit at them and said “Now you two can be with each other secretly in hell bitch. FUCK YOOOOU!”
The monks have arrived, and they must be sent out immediately. Plan B now! The general says. The soldier says, ‘But sir, we’re not ready yet!” And the General says “It’s too late to get them out. So, they sent thousands of cyborg monks. These monks had samurai swords that were made by the same metal source that came from the mine where the lance that struck Jesus came from. It’s a Holy material. They also have this red beam laser shaped like a cross. It’s capable of disintegrating anything in its path. It often leaves a cross burned whole in the flesh. It’s time now. Send me a soldier. Do your orders. Hit the switch or I shoot you. Soldier “Ok sir.”. He hits it and the monks are active and raiding the burrows. These are fast and swift and travel with brilliance 110 MPH. They can travel this speed and never crash into anything. It is so cutting edge. They get into the city in a flash and the masquire begins. This is the biggest Mass Exorcism known to history itself. It’s a blood bath.
The stock market goes sky high on canned goods. The people who invested in canned goods are now billionaires. The market goes crazy. Holy fuck we’re rich! All the sudden now the Pharmaceutical industry and health care insurance providers in the corporation market a new vaccine. Thai vaccine though unfortunately will cost 800.00 a person cash. They told the newspapers and it went all over The Post. Unfortunately there was a disgruntled employee and as this was a fortress to protect our wonderful Saints that provides us health care. This was an activist working undercover. This is the grandson of Geraldo Rivera. He undid the code and opened the security doors allowing a mob of rotting zombies into the underground honey comb they called it. It was such a tragedy as all these filthy rich health care investors got eaten to the pits. What a shame. Anyway…. His grandson lit a cigarette and watched as the zombies devoured the CEOs of the industry and took a few drags. He saw his manager that had his limbs eaten off. He was dragging himself with his hands as his guts were exposed and basically half his body was shredded. Hey Said To The Grandson of Geraldo. Peeeter… help me pete. Peter took another drag and said “You should have never said my grand dad was a wimp. You mother fucker. He would kick your ass if he was still alive. Unfortunately he got eaten like you are about to be. As a matter of fact we are going to leave you alive. His grandson was Terance the terrible of the gutter punks going by the name of Peter. They came in with a dolly and put the CEO named Mark on it and wheeled him out of the building. He said” Thank you for keeping me alive. If you go in my wallet there’s money. I’ll pay you just…. Wait a minute. I’m going to turn into one of those things. Please kill me.k ill me!! Please. I take back what I said about Gerry, your grandad.” Terence goes sorry but you’re our pet.
They then shaved a mohawk on his nose and ears. Tattoos, syringe needles and poison bottles all over his remaining body. Marc says” Ohhhh noooo. It’s wearing off! Oh my god!! Ok listen to me please. I need my medication. I have a private stock up the street in my other office. I will give you all Fentinal, Perks xanax, it’s all yours and mine. Hell, we can party. I have years worth of supply. I use it to get my Hedge funders hooked on it so they are like ummmmm zombies hahaha now please take a right down here. I’m in so much pain.” They get to his office and he says “Reach in my pocket. Those are the keys and there’s a small box on my desk to bring it out. Ohhh thank God. I’ve never felt so much physical pain. It burns so damn bad!”. As the stomach acid begins to melt his flesh and intestine. The punk came out with this shoe box filled with pills and blow. He had everything. Speedballs and eight balls and crack cocaine. Marc said “ Lets party guys. “Terence says “lets? Not you. This is for us.” Marc was technically a drug dealer, getting his investors hooked so they can work longer and harder. Suzi Cans says” Sorry Marc! You don’t get anything. Well there is a can of beer in there. Why don’t we just be nice and at least leave him with that? They agreed and went into his fridge, dumped the beer and peed in it. Gave it to Marc and said so long douche bag!”
They gang of punks walked away and they hear in the background Marc “ pll,lllppppp pllpl,ll,llll vomit puke fuck fuck fuck you and your fucking grandfather! Burn in heeeeeellllll! Terrence said “I have gonorrhea, and you just drank my pee. You burn in hell!” Mar ”Fuuuuuuuuck” Suzi Cans” will someone do something to shut him the fuck up hes been crying and its four blocks away and I can hear his winey voice talking all this shit about him. All of a sudden there was no more crying… They were like oh well I guess he must have turned. In reality he was in gang territory and they were like shut this guy the fuck up. They cut his tongue out.
They then, with a meat hook, hooked him and dragged him into the alleyway. All the gangsters were playing dice and gambling. The gang elder was like look what I got boys. Let’s have some fun. They lit up 5 blunts of angel dust and got him dangerously high. He was bugging out. He was tripping his brains out. So they just left him in the corner tripping his brains out on PCP tripping as he turned into a flesh eating zombie. After they were done with him they stabbed him in the crown of the head with a butterfly knife. Bye Bye bitch. What a fucked up way to die.
Pope James commands Holy Militia groups to form together and fight. One of them was a group called The Sisterhood of Magnolin. They started in the 1960s and were a small group of nuns that went renegade and created an underground society as they discovered a water well. This well is underneath The Grand Central Station. They only know where this is and it’s heavily guarded by Reptilian-like guards. They call them hybrids because they are more human and reptilian. These are holy ones, and they guard the temple deep under the station. This temple contains water from an underground lake that the druids drank from. They use this super charged water to create what they call the Holy cartridge. They have a bullet like belt but instead have these cans of pepper spray. There is no pepper spray but the most potent Holy Water known to exist.
These sisters were activists and they dressed as street workers. They have temples around the city that are sacred and secret. They would take troubled women off the street and into their homes which are the catacombs. They would get them off drugs and feed them. They then would train them to fight demons and also help other women get off those streets.
This Holy water in the spray bottle is so strong it will disintegrate a demon. The Vatican has been onto this militia of women. Even though they were doing Holy work they still were never tied with the Vatican but they were noticed by intelligence and respected by the foundation itself. They send a spirit dove with a message from the Vatican saying “You have been called upon. Code 11:11” These sisters were a society of over a thousand. Many were also police officers. They had an organized militia for helping troubled women and battling evil. The head sister said on the intercom “Girls….. It’s time!”
The letter and video gave the address in Yonkers. These sisters though had another secret that not even top officials knew about in their subway system. Just for them. One in which happened to have a stop in The Bronx close to the address in Yonkers. They met at the base and tested to see if they had been infected by checking their temperature in their ears and they were all fine. It’s a proto call to do that to everyone.
The Deliverance 8 meets at this base. They feed everyone some of New York’s best pizza. It’s hard to eat this with the smell of rotting flesh everywhere. A soldier said “Just think of it like it’s a meatball pizza and it will help.” The soldiers laughed.” The Nun said “Groooooosssss you jeeeeeerk! She barfed all over the place. The general surgeon pointed at the one making that joke and said “ You! here’s a tooth brush and a rag. You’re on clean up duty.” The soldier says “ Fuck you Sarge. I quit. The Sargent walks behind him and shoots him in the back of the head. He says “Problem solved.. Anyone else want to burn in hell?”
FBI director Dan Bongino is in shock as intelligence tells him that Jeffery Epstein’s alive. He was bought for a billion dollars by an activist militant feminist group called Angry Gals. They had him held captive in their dungeon formerly known as The Limelight Club. Secretly he stayed down there but since there’s all out chaos in the world and anarchy they come out and have Epstein come out tied up. They are doing a fundraiser to aid in ending the human trafficking problem we have in this country. They made world news as their fundraiser called kick The Creepo went viral and for a donation of one dollar they got to kick Epstein in his balls. They expected hundreds of people but damn the whole world just about around the world has lines of people of all cultures and nationalities lining up. It turns out people loved to kick him in the balls. They made billions for the fundraiser.
Dan Bongino has a melt down. His veins in his temples grew 3 times the size…. He had to take a puff out of his inhaler he was so stressed out. He noticed all these college students protesting. They were protecting the zombies. Bongino has nervous break down. He drank 3 Red Bulls and 2 monster drinks as well as smoked his cigarettes. He went crazy and ran outside. He yelled at the college students “ You fucking snow flakes!!! You’re protecting these fucking blood suckers! I’m going to teach you all!!!!” and Bongino takes his belt off and beats the living shit out of a mob of whiny brats. They go home and cry to their parents. Dan gets sued by them in a class lawsuit for beating them stupidly with his belt. He whooped 23 people. The court marshal said hey hey hey you cant bring that in here!” Dan was drinking a flask of Jack Daniels. The metal of the flask went off and they said “You can’t have that in the court room. Bongion says “You didn’t see anything… Do you understand.; I will get your job.” They let him go. The judge orders Bongino to buy $20.00 gift cards to Starbucks as a penalty. Bonigo literally had a stroke in the court room from his blood pressure sky limit. The medics came in and asked, “Do you have a condition?” He said yes it’s called people.” He said “My arm is numb reach in my left pocket. My medication is in there.” They took the flask and he said “Pour it in my mouth.” Dan Bongino was like Popeye eating Spinach as he bounced back. He said” Boy I tell ya. You guys really fucked up”.
The intelligence community gets a message from Saddam Hussein and he says he knows where the cure is located for the Zombie epidemic. We are the only ones who have it and know where it is. The chemist who invented this type of cure unfortunately went crazy at a concert from eating too much LSD. He lost it and is in a mental asylum. He’s the only one to tell us the knowledge on how to kill the virus.. We must find him. The Deliverance 8 locates him. They knew right when they saw him that he needed an exorcism. This guy got rich by inventing the cure and vaccine and spent his life savings on body modification. He spent over one hundred and twenty thousand dollars on physically transforming into the first human grateful dead bear. Right away they all pannaked and never even knew what a grateful dead bear was but to them it was some demon. They held him down. He had tattooed his skin hot pink and installed real bear fur taxidermy ears onto his skull. With a tattoo of a big demonic smiley face. They were ready to perform the exorcism and all of a sudden The Rabbi started laughing. He said guys he’s not possessed…. He’s insane! I used to jam to The Dead and do all sorts of things. Rabbi says to the gang 8 “Step outside let me have a word with him alone. I’m a dead head. So the rabbi went in and he said “Hey buuuud I’m a fellow dead head man. We trust each other already. I’m putting my weapons down in the corner to show I mean no harm dude.” They sat down and discussed how he came from The Pride of Kokamonga. They were rocking out talking Gerry stories for 45 minutes. Dead heads unite. So the bear whips out a joint. He said “Take a hit of weed with me. The Rabbi said “I don’t think so… I’m married now and I’ve chilled out …. But I’m still a dead head at heart. I have to respectfully decline weeeeelllll ok just a little hit and I wont inhale, if you give me the instructions and location of the cure. He took a little puff. He didn’t inhale. So the bear said “Come closer… closer… closer… I have a little secret… He said The cure is located innnnnnnnnn LaLa Land. The Rabbi was like man come on what the fuck! Just tell me. The Dead Head Bear gets a dixie cup and splashes him with water right in his face. It got in his nose, eyes and in his lips. He said” Have fun with water maaaaan”. The Rabbi said you ass. Why did you splash me with water!!!?” All of a sudden his eyes, nostrils and lips started tingling and he started seeing clowns all over the place! He said that was Liquid LSD you basterdf!!!! My wife’s going to kill me! The dead head bear said do you seen the location yet? He said no you are a fool. I’m seeing a bunch of fucking clowns man! He said well you made it. You’re in Lala Land now. The cure is in the Golden City of Midgets man.”. The Rabbi Said Holy Shit. he was taking too long so Devasti the Voodoo priest went in the cell and noticed the Rabbi was in a satanic trance. He said everyone kooooome fast… Rabbi possessed. Rabbi is having the worst trip of his lifetime. He’s not possessed but now they are convinced he’s possessed. They perform a Deliverance casting on him. He is being held down by a group of occultists and they all look like clown witches and medicine men. He is nooooot having a good time! Yuram the buddhist monk came and performed a taoist ritual and it seemed to work as the rabbi sobered up. An amount he ingested would have made him trip for five days straight. The Taoist ritual transformed this bad clown trip of exorcisms to a fun happy clown land. He is to remain under shadow watch. If he wants pizza and Dr pepper, get it.
Grateful Dead Bear says” I don’t know wha’ts wrong with that guy maaaaan. I’m a man of my word and told him he’s in Lala Land.”
While back in Indonesia Tony the 79 year old Italian caretaker is being worshiped as a deity. The grandma’s elder did a human sacrifice ritual and summoned his spirit. Tonys spirit appeared and he was like “ What the fuck did you do to me?” I don’t want to be here!” “Fuck yooooouuuuwa!” Zar said “Tony you always bragged about how great you were and how you are God’s gift to the world now we immortalized you, you old bat!” Tony was pissed as he was about to enter the pearly gates and he disappeared and appeared in this dump in Indonesia.. Tony said” What kind of food do they have here? Nothing that gives acid reflux. I need my blood pressure medication!!! Zar!! you’re a pain in my ass!” The Grandma shaman said “You don’t need medication now. You’re dead and stuck here for eternity.” Tony said” can we make a deal and we swap for my wife? I’d rather be in heaven and her be down here in this ball breaking place.Take her out of heaven. I deserve it anyway and not her.” The Craziest Unlce Aghori that makes the best stew walked up to Tonys trapped spirit and he said ‘Tony Balloni…I guess your fucked.” Tony said” well at least get me a fucking pickle!” Tony kept complaining this after that after this and you are wrong and wrong errrnt errrnt wont.” The uncle said to one of the younger kids in the family “Shut him up.” A bunch of the Aghori children ran up to Tony and shot him with sling shots and then did a binding spell trapped to a bottle of wine with a cork and waxed seal. The Grandma said to Zar “You said he was sacred.Maybe you make mistake. I can’t listen to that shit for the rest of my life.” Zar said “Well just keep him in the bottle and put him in the crawl space.”
Meanwhile the population of the world is a gruesome mess. The smell of the world was so bad. It was a combination of rotting meat and burning carcass. Of course the gutter punks celebrated and it was the ultimate prank. It all started with the jars of flesh. The mix of rot and burnt hair was enough to make people go insane. The kids were fine though. Most of them because they were sheltered and barracked with their video games. They didn’t even have a care in the world about the zombies. They really didn’t care. They had their doritos and soda.
Meanwhile the Prince is crowned as King Aghori now. The elder shaman asked him “You are king, we are at your royalty service now. Zohun said, “Well as king, I need you to find me the mystical white ash.” The tribe never heard of such a thing. The grandma asked him to describe this dusty substance. He said “It was a magic white ash made from supernatural human remains. When I sniffed it it made my nose and face numb and no feeling. It gave me cosmic energy to make me as high as the heavens. It is a substance of magikalness!” The crazy Uncle started laughing and he said “You buffoon! That was cocaine!!! Helllloooooo it’s a drug! I use it all the damn time man. Come on down to the man cave my nephew.” The uncle took Zohun to a crystal cave and his uncle said “Here the cocaine crows naturally in these crystals. Welcome home.
As for the Deliverance 8 this is just the beginning of The Wrath of Cocaine Shaman.
To be continued
Nicholas Robert Grossmann